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Billy Bob's LifeYou shall now learn about Bob the Creeper's son... Billy Bob.
Billy Bob is a creeper, whenever a player in Minecraft kills him, he becomes an acorn in the human world (our world).
When Billy Bob grows into a tree, he keeps getting bigger and bigger.
Tribal people wear green clothing and dance around Billy like he's a god.
Billy Bob becomes so giant that he takes over the world with his tree likeness.
So... God comes to Earth and kills Billy's Tree and God wipes our memories so we don't remember a thing.
Billy Bob is then, reborn as a Creeper. The cycle restarts from there.
Now... You may be wondering: "Why does this happen?"
Well... You see... The universe will collapse if the cycle is broken, and we don't want that do we?
Well, I hope you enjoyed my story!
Such a Weird DebateSuch a Weird Debate
This debate, includes nothing. "What?!" Bouncer flipped over a table.
"Dang calm down!" Wolf yelled. Bouncer stared at him and got up. "This was such a weird debate..."
The Adventure of Power Part 13Now here we are once again... Finally, here... The Adventure of Power Part 13...
Huvak: I've had enough of this!
Wolf: I know that, but don't go out all of a sudden.
Haruki: I agree with you Wolf, you'd be an easy target.
Bouncer hissed at the dragon that emerged from the smoke and dust that the quake had created.
Darkenna: I'm Darkenna, Serpenna's brother, and I know what you're thinking, but no, I did not create the quake.
Grox Leader: Then who did?
Serpenna: Malefor I presume.
Fran, Spark, and Kentsu looked at each other with concern.
Crystal: We've got to stop Malefor at all costs, and I mean "All".
Miki: I think we know that.
Metr: If it's fun related then-
Kuna: Shut it.
Bouncer went over to Spark, Fran, and Kentsu.
Fran: I don't know how much longer everyone can cope with this.
Bouncer: I agree. At least some of us are still sane to handle it like... Me, you, Spark, Wolf, Haruki, and others.
Spark: Yeah. I know they want this to be over soon, I do too, but they s
Commissions~Things I can do:
Humans (kind of...)
Gore (not too deadly though)
Things I cant do:
Humans (kind of)
Nudity (I DONT DO THAT)
Idk :I Lemme think of some other things...
5 Done in real life, or on the computer.
10 Done in real life, or on the computer.
Colored and Shaded:
15 Easier on computer~
Icons Animated or non Animated:
10 Given away for free a lot X3
10 or free
Return of The Clans Part 3Part 3: Four Cats in Danger
Moon washed herself outside of the den, Sun was just laying on a rock and resting.
Sandstorm: Why did I even agree to join this Clan of such silly Kittypets?
Sorrel: They shortened my name too, you do realize that too?
Sandstorm: Why yes of course! I wish I could just rip off Scourge's tail.
Moon: Oh calm down, you will get used to BloodClan soon enough...
Sandstorm: Says you.
Sorrel: Okay, I don't really want to get in trouble...
Sandstorm was looking at something in the distance.
Sandstorm: What in the name of StarClan is that?!
The shadow started to come closer, only at a faster pace.
The creature bared its fangs, its eyes burned with aggression.
Sorrel: Its a dog, and... There's another one too!
The two dogs growled.
Moon: Dad, dad!
There was no answer.
Sun: Where is everyone?!
Return of The Clans Part 2Part 2: The Mysterious Cat
Moon: Who are you? And where am I?
???: My name is Firestar.
Moon: But I thought my father killed you.
Firestar: He did. I am just communicating to you through a dream, StarClan cats are able to do that.
Sun: But I thought StarClan didn't exist.
Apparently Sun was in her dream as well, could it be possible he was having the same dream as well?
Firestar: Just because your father doesn't believe in it, doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
Sun: I guess that's true...
Firestar: Anyways, the cats in StarClan have sent me to tell you kits both something. You two, will go on an adventure, that will change everyone's lives. It will Sunup soon, I have to go.
Moon and Sun suddenly jerked awake.
Moon: I wonder what Firestar could mean. I hope he will tell us the next time we meet.
Hugs - Levi x Tall!Reader [Drabble]
Levi loved hugs.
You wouldn’t be able to tell that just by looking at him, or talking to him, or even knowing him. He’s very isolated. But it’s true, he loved hugs. He’s a hugger.
He especially loved hugging you.
You were far taller than he was, around four or five inches taller, you weren’t entirely sure, but you’d been dating a long while. People would always stare at the two of you as if you were some kind of freak pairing, and you’d think that you were. Being the taller person in the relationship you had made you feel awkward, especially considering he was a lot stronger than you.
One time you injured your leg and he had to pick you up bridal style to escort you to safety. It looked weird, to say in the least. You huddled yourself in as much as you could to make it look less like Levi was lugging around a Titan – albeit an attractive one – but a Titan nonetheless.
You’d hear people laughing at the two of you, making fun of
Bucky x Blind! Reader Lingering
The weather was gray and oppressive that morning, not to mention extremely chilly. And the best part; it wasn’t even autumn yet. They were barely two weeks into September and (Name) was already done with the fall. She groaned when she awoke to the sound of the alarm clock blaring noisily and incredibly gratingly on the other side of the bed.
“...Mngh...Bucky...turnitoff…” She mumbled annoyedly, reaching over to said man who was sleeping next to her. He grunted, still half asleep, but shifted and hit the clock to turn it off.
“...You broke another alarm clock, didn’t you?” She guessed tiredly, met with a now annoyed grunt from Bucky. He shifted again, and she heard him move closer to her. Then a strong, warm arm wrapped around her and the messy hair of her lovely man tickled her face as he grumbled, already grumpy.
"Aww, poor baby. ...You do know you have to get up now though, right?” She added, earning a third grunt from Bu
Ackermans ( Levi x Reader x Mikasa ) AU
A lot of people said that High school was hell and even more people said that it was heaven. Of course, you were expecting both when you were a Freshmen, but it turned out to be hell. You were often getting bullied and was fucking tired of it. You weren't even physically strong enough to try and fight, but since that day, High school became heaven.
You were, as always, getting bullied and once someone thought it would be nice to help you out. You could remember the assholes' faces when they saw the Ackerman twins. They were sexy, attractive, strong, determined and well other positive things.
After that one day you three became best friends and were together almost 24/7. The funny fact was that you liked Levi and Mikasa knew about that, but you also liked Mikasa and Levi knew about that. To be short you were crushing over the twins. Life being the bitch it was, left you oblivious to the fact they also were infatuated with you.
"Oi, (Y/n)!" Mikasa waved her hand and you grinned
My Only Love ( Levi x Reader x Cleaning Supplies )
(A/N: There are suggestive themes in here as you have guessed by the title xD This is a special birthday gift to :Iconattackontitaneren123:! Happy birthday, Honeybun! <3 )
"HANJI WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU PUT IN LEVI'S TEA?!" You shouted when Levi told you he felt a strange taste in the brown liquid
"It's just my new experiment!" Hanji laughed awkwardly
"Wha- HANJI! Why the fuck would you do that when he asked ME to bring him tea?! Why me?!" You were panicking and walking around in the kitchen
"Oh, don't worry! I just thought you would be nice, because Levi won't get angry if it's YOU, who brought him the tea" Hanji wiggled her eyebrows and you blushed
"Zoe, I have told you that, the sex we had was when we were both drunk. Nothing more, nothing less" You puffed your red cheeks out
"Don't deny it, (Y/n)! I can tell by the moans from Levi's room that you guys are having sex every night" The brunette laughed
"We what?! Hanji, I had sex with him only once, I swear!" You said and the scienti
2P!FACE x Child!Reader x FACE - Confusion [CH 3]
"Yeah, Old man," [2P/N] spoke," When are we going out? I wanna see my father."
"My name is Oliver! And we'll go when Allie and Francy wakes up."
"I'll wake them up~!' [2P/N] siled as she stood up from the couch and skipped upstairs to the bathroom.
There, she grabbed a bucket of cold water and carried it to Allen's room then drop it on his face.
"Mr.Arthur? When are we going?" you asked.
"Right father Alfred wakes up, love." Arthur replied as he pours coffee in his cup.
"Say, do you have a big knife here?"
You smiled, "Can I use it for a while?"
"Sure but be careful."
You nodded and went to get the big knife then walked over to Alfred's room. You stood beside his bed then smiled creepily while a dark aura surrounds you, "Porkchop~ Wake up~"
"If you don't, then I'll happily cut of your head~"
Alfred immediately got off of his bed, "NOOOOOOO!!!"
Lego Invasion (Denmark x Reader)
Lego Invasion (Denmark x Reader)
“Yes min droning?” (Yes my queen)
“You have a serious problem” you deadpanned
“I have no idea what you’re talking about” he replied in an innocent voice with his usual goofy smile plastered on his face, however you could see through that smile of his and you could tell he was nervous.
You had been told that he was quiet the errrm how do I put this, quite the serious collector but nothing could of prepared you for this!
It was everywhere, Lego was EVERYWHERE!
Lego wallpaper, Lego printed carpet, Lego bedding, Lego coffee table even Lego themed soap! Not to mention the giant frigging Lego block in the corner of the room. You turned to look at your boyfriend of a year and a half with a serious expression as he just smiled back acting like he didn't know what you were on about.
Sherlock x Reader Then
"It's turning out to be one of those days again." (Name) murmured as she stared out the apartment window. She sighed, lonely, looking up at the ominous gray clouds in distaste. Sherlock didn't respond from his place in the kitchen, merely continued staring into the microscope as if nothing had been said at all. (Name) cast a glance over at him and huffed, getting the feeling that he wasn't about to acknowledge her presence anytime soon. At least, not on his own.
"Did you hear me, Sherlock?" She asked him from her seat, making the consulting detective hum as a sort of response. An unamused frown appeared on her face from his lack of desire to respond.
"...What was that, (Name)?" He questioned absentmindedly, breaking away from the instrument to swap out one of the bacteria samples with another. Her mouth twitched slightly, knowing that he was getting absorbed into yet another mysterious case. He was always doing this sort of thing, unfortunately. Granted this case was more inte
Notorious (Eren x Reader) [Serial Killers!AU]
The rain falls down in rivulets, heavy and cold; it washes away the crimson that seeps onto the street, that mingles with the freezing water, leaving no trace of the nauseating scent of blood. The barest hint of a smile played on your lips as you stared down at the corpse, its pupils blown wide, mouth hanging open in a silent scream. Multiple stab marks are littered on the body, a long vertical cut down its torso, still oozing fresh red. Twirling the knife around your gloved fingers, your gaze hardened, mouth twisting into a snarl.
Filthy. Yet another person who had slipped through justice's fingers. A man acquitted on the death of his wife; no one had noticed the bruises marking her arms and the back of her neck.
Ice cold droplets kiss your skin, sliding down the side of your face. You turn your head up towards the sky. It's cloudless, the moon casting its ominous glow through the dark clouds. You looked down at th
Commission: Mulan's Marriage (WG)The match-maker had been doing her job for a very long time, longer than anyone probably knew. She had met dozens of hundreds of would-be brides in her line of work, some far worse than others and some less capable, even a few who turned out to less interest in marrying men than they did with washing their faces. Yet, never before had she met one young woman who, in spite of her pretty face, was so rude, so obnoxious, so incompetent in behaving like a proper lady that she would actually make the match-maker reconsider her entire course of life.
Fa Mulan. That brat had humiliated her, not only personally, but publicly in front of an entire crowd of potential customers and future brides. The match-maker winced as she shifted her backside in her seat; she had been left with minor wounds after sitting on hot coals, but they were still aching, the skin left feeling tender to the touch. She'd gotten ink all over her face, tea splashed all over her, and even a nasty little cricket had jumped
The Adventure of Power Part 11The light of the key surrounded BouncerArceus, Wolf, Spark, Miki, and Kentsu.
Kentsu: Gah, whats going on?!
Miki: This light, I feel as if, there is an ancient past, something more powerful than any Digimon has ever possessed!
Wolf: This power, could it be rising mine to a new height?
Spark: I don't understand, w-what is this?
Bouncer: It cant be...
Everyone stares at Bouncer, Wolf, Spark, Miki, and Kentsu.
In Malefor's thoughts: Those five... They are more powerful than I thought, after the Key of Power uses much of its power on them, I can steal some of the power of what the key has left so I can corrupt Bouncer, she'll do my bidding forever... After all... She is the strongest of them all.
Grox Leader: Yeah!
Haruki: The Key of Power, it possesses something like no other!
Serpenna: Yeah! You go guys!
Lyra: There are just barely any words to describe this!
Of Snake Charmers and TreesThere are mathematicians
that calculate the gravitational
pull that tethers us to one another,
teasing sense out of the fabric
of Time and Space like
wizened snake charmers.
I thought them so horribly
unromantic, searching for
logic amidst wildflowers-
reasoning being reason enough
to put one foot in front
of the other each day.
True beauty lay printed
on petals and pages,
where I delved for pearls;
the patterns in the pathos
intriguing me into each
rising of the sun.
I do not remember when
it occurred to me that
without fractals there would
be no trees, nor without love
would people have any reason
to calculate the distances that
separate them from their muses.
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